Sunday, April 10, 2011

The stupid Ramapages of...HAYLEY MICHELLE

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I was thinking about what Aladren said a few days ago "Do you think of stupid questions to ask?" Well, I dont really...but now that i think about itr..i have a TON of stupid questions to ask. So here they, so i dont have to ask them again. If you have the answer, please tell me because i dont have them.
1. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
2. Why do they said "Chicken or the egg" instead of "The egg or the chicken"?
3. How do you pronounce "Dramaturgy"?
4. Why is "The fear of long words" so long? (The term for "Fear of Long words is: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia  )
5. What makes a stupid a question a stupid question?
6. What happens when we die?
7. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
8. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a ***?
9. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
10. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
11. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
12. If Wile E Coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
13. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
14. Why do dogs get mad i f you blow in their face, but when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
15. The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
16. What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
17. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
18. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
19. Why are Softballs hard?
20. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
21. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
22. If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil, why's it still #2?
23. What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
24. Where's the egg in an egg roll?
25. Why aren't blue berries blue?
26. Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
27. Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
28. Are Robin and Batman really gay? Or is it jsut their names?
29. when will this list end?
30. Are these question stupid enough? Or not stupid enough? too stupid?

Hayley Michelle







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