PG=100
Thats right; you heard me!
I got a letter basically telling me that i am in the running for a scholarship for expierenced, talented, felmaile jews. I feel SPECIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
lol, hahaha. Also, HI! I am also going on feild trip 2marrow; YAY! excited! and
ROMEO + JULIET SCENE!
I LIVE for Romeo + Juliet. I collect them, at the moment i have 37 copies! EEEE! Sadly, i cant say i remember the scene diologue, but what i lack in talent i make up with my super jew memorization.
Lets face it; my diction SUX! i mena, really, i trip over my words but im working on my diction. So when i cold read, i wow them with my memorization. I have Super jew powers; (like Jew-jitsu and such), i have the power of super memorization. So i'm STOKED for the cold read on Romeo + Juliet.
Not only is it my favorite play; ITS MY FAVORITE SCENE! THE PILGRIM SCENE!
Where Romeo + Juliet share their first kiss!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Also, Going 2 Ellen's StarLight Dinner.
As an aspiring actress, i eventually have to do my time in the food services buisness. (i actually think it's in the "how to be famous for Dummies" book...no seriously. So if i'm going to be doing the time;i might as well sing! i remember gonig to Ellen's when i was three years old, right after seeing my fisrt broaway shgow "Phantom of The Opera" and they chose me to come and sing with them. They asked me wha ti wasnted to sing, and i said "Think of me' from Phantom...but i sorta had a little lips, so it sounded more like
"Thwink of me" fwrom Phwatom. (GOSH, I WAS ADORABLE!). Anywho, i blew the socks off of that place. And that really made me feel special; and i'll never forget that.
That feeling when your on-top of the world; and nothing, NOTHING can bring you down.
I havn't been to Ellen's scince, so i'm really excited to go there.
Wish Me Luck World,
Hayley Michelle
Monday, November 29, 2010
Saturday, November 27, 2010
4 muh b-day i gotz slave
PG=100
ok! so for my birthday, (yesturday!) i got AWSOME GIFTS!
- 35th SPEWCIAL ADDITION of Rocky Horror (BLUE-RAY)
- Austin powers (BLUE-RAY)
- 3 copies of Romeo and Juilet
- over $1000 for teh Apple Store
- $800 for Guitar Center
- an ugly shirt
- a grilled Chessus maker
- a candle that smells like fudge
- vinilla spa masks (yay!)
- Random money (alot, didnt count)
- a personal slave for a year
The alst one is my personal favorite.
My daddy baught me a nerd from the apple company to give me lessons on Garageband, and anything else i want to know about apple for a year. When ever i want.
I love that! my own personal nerd.
in my head he's this hot nerdy collage kid, named David Russlehimmer (A JEW). ....(insert dream eyes) David Russlehimmer. ........
Wish me Luck world,
Hayley Michelle
ok! so for my birthday, (yesturday!) i got AWSOME GIFTS!
- 35th SPEWCIAL ADDITION of Rocky Horror (BLUE-RAY)
- Austin powers (BLUE-RAY)
- 3 copies of Romeo and Juilet
- over $1000 for teh Apple Store
- $800 for Guitar Center
- an ugly shirt
- a grilled Chessus maker
- a candle that smells like fudge
- vinilla spa masks (yay!)
- Random money (alot, didnt count)
- a personal slave for a year
The alst one is my personal favorite.
My daddy baught me a nerd from the apple company to give me lessons on Garageband, and anything else i want to know about apple for a year. When ever i want.
I love that! my own personal nerd.
in my head he's this hot nerdy collage kid, named David Russlehimmer (A JEW). ....(insert dream eyes) David Russlehimmer. ........
Wish me Luck world,
Hayley Michelle
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Canadian's Ruin EVERYTHING
PG=90210 (for my rage of glee)
I AM SO ANGRY! THIS WHOLE BLOG WILL BE IN CAPS, JUST TO PROVE YOU HOW ANGRY I AM!
JUSTIN BIEBER
THAT LITTLE .......@*!*$(@&$@$@&@(@#&!#&!*#^&!#!@&#^!*#&*!$&^@&%^$&(#!#*^&#*!)#(!^&#!#&!#()^&&!#^*!%$&#^.
DAMN CANADIAN'S RUIN EVERYTHING! THEY ARE TRYING TO GET JUSTIN BIEBER AS A FULL TIME VAST MEMEBER FOR GLEE!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
THE LITTLE @!($&@*#@&# CAN'T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS A POSER!
GLEE iS FOR TALNET; NOT BULL FUDGE!
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I AM SO ANGRY! THIS WHOLE BLOG WILL BE IN CAPS, JUST TO PROVE YOU HOW ANGRY I AM!
JUSTIN BIEBER
THAT LITTLE .......@*!*$(@&$@$@&@(@#&!#&!*#^&!#!@&#^!*#&*!$&^@&%^$&(#!#*^&#*!)#(!^&#!#&!#()^&&!#^*!%$&#^.
DAMN CANADIAN'S RUIN EVERYTHING! THEY ARE TRYING TO GET JUSTIN BIEBER AS A FULL TIME VAST MEMEBER FOR GLEE!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
THE LITTLE @!($&@*#@&# CAN'T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS A POSER!
GLEE iS FOR TALNET; NOT BULL FUDGE!
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
I WROTE A JEWISH SONG!
PG=1000000000
ok, so in my previous blog i was upset about not being "jew" enoguh, but nowi am SUPER JEW! i wrote my Channuka Song, and here it is (the "/" are breather marks..so ya). ENJOY!
ok, so in my previous blog i was upset about not being "jew" enoguh, but nowi am SUPER JEW! i wrote my Channuka Song, and here it is (the "/" are breather marks..so ya). ENJOY!
Eight crazy nights/ holiday of lights/ can’t find words to rhyme with Chanukah but that’s alright/ eight crazy nights/ moving at the speed of light/ partying like jersey shore/ but let’s skip the scripted fight
We might not get off for our holidays/ but that’s ok/ our parties are better anyway/ we might not got flying riendeer. Or Christmas rock/ but who cares when you got the 3 stooges and spock/ we don’t got a fat do in a red tracksuit/ but that’s ok/ don’t want him eating our cookies anyway/
Eight crazy nights/ holiday of lights/ can’t find words to rhyme with Chanukah but that’s alright/ eight crazy nights/ partying all night/ like kasha but no auto tune/ its sing but not quite
We might not get a really big Christmas tree/ but Jesus was Jewish originally/ you get lady gaga and the dude that’s sings deck the halls/ if you don’t like the Jews well you can suck my motza balls/
You might get tom cruise/ but most famous people are rooting for the Jews/ like Adam Lambert/ Adam Sandler/ plus Ben stiller and William chandler/Barbra Streisand/ and Calvin Klein/ we don’t have Lindsey lohan/ That’s fine/ we don’t even want her on our side!
Eight crazy nights/ holiday of lights/ can’t find words to rhyme with Chanukah but that’s alright/ eight crazy nights/ moving at the speed of light/ partying with the Jews/ come over to the awesome side!
Monday, November 22, 2010
IM A BAD JEW! I GOTZ NO SONG!
PG=100 and depression
I'm a bad jew. I woke up today all bright and cheery...and then he came on the radio. I was listening to comody Central while on the eliptical this mourning, and i heard Adam Sandler's "Chanaka Song".
It just made me feel like a bad jewish comidian.
(jewish comidian- a comidian that is a jew, NOT to be confussed with Comidic Jews- comics that are jewish and make fun of jews, NOT to be confussed with non-jewish comidian that make fun of the jews. aka, hitler. "im teh gernman eathal Merman dont ya knowwwww!")
I need a chanaka song. Or a song about the jews. I need to be like.....the sflying nun, but not a nun, and not flying...an d not whoppie goldburg....
I need to be
SUPER JEW!
but how? first; an
AWSOME COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!! (aka, a ssexy zoro mask and a giantic star on muh shirt) then...
THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ima jew, ima jew, ima jew, ima jew, IM A JEW!) (sung to the "im the map" from dora the expoler. (aka, A SPANISH JEW)
Then i TRUSTY SIDE- KICK! (i was thinking the crazy cat lady down the street, or the rich lawyer dude. BOTH JEWS! or perhaps Spock or Captian Kurck. BOTH JEWS! (live long and prosper = shalom bitches!)
But mainly; i just REALLLLLLLLY want to write a song about my awsome jewish peeps. i lovez them; they lovez me; we're all a happy family. So i need to write thiz songz.
Wish me luck world, (and live long and prosper)
Hayley "jew" Michelle
I'm a bad jew. I woke up today all bright and cheery...and then he came on the radio. I was listening to comody Central while on the eliptical this mourning, and i heard Adam Sandler's "Chanaka Song".
It just made me feel like a bad jewish comidian.
(jewish comidian- a comidian that is a jew, NOT to be confussed with Comidic Jews- comics that are jewish and make fun of jews, NOT to be confussed with non-jewish comidian that make fun of the jews. aka, hitler. "im teh gernman eathal Merman dont ya knowwwww!")
I need a chanaka song. Or a song about the jews. I need to be like.....the sflying nun, but not a nun, and not flying...an d not whoppie goldburg....
I need to be
SUPER JEW!
but how? first; an
AWSOME COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!! (aka, a ssexy zoro mask and a giantic star on muh shirt) then...
THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ima jew, ima jew, ima jew, ima jew, IM A JEW!) (sung to the "im the map" from dora the expoler. (aka, A SPANISH JEW)
Then i TRUSTY SIDE- KICK! (i was thinking the crazy cat lady down the street, or the rich lawyer dude. BOTH JEWS! or perhaps Spock or Captian Kurck. BOTH JEWS! (live long and prosper = shalom bitches!)
But mainly; i just REALLLLLLLLY want to write a song about my awsome jewish peeps. i lovez them; they lovez me; we're all a happy family. So i need to write thiz songz.
Wish me luck world, (and live long and prosper)
Hayley "jew" Michelle
Saturday, November 20, 2010
I cant breather, and i'm singing Ke-$-ha (What the Buck!)
PG=100
sorry for not blogging sooner; ive been taking a small break from technology. (Which was HORRIBLE, thanks for asking). So i was just on my daily work-out regimine. and i almost died.
You see; every day i excersize and if i dont, i get angry. and for every 60 seconds im angry i lose a minute of happyness
and i cannot let that happen.
So i workout. I always walk 2.5 miles EVERYDAY andi always make sure i burn of my lunch.
But today; i walked 3.57 miles (says my eliptical. i ran out of eye-liner and i REFUSE to leave my house without makeup on.), and i only burned 280 calories.
WHAT
THE
FUDGE!
I NEED to burn more!
I also excerize because i use it to train my vocals. Everytime i jog/run/do anything that involves movement. i sing. its a GREAT way to build stamana.
I alway start off with the hard songs, like my Strizane and Phantom, then i move to wicked and Man of LaMancha, then i go into pop culture like Leona Luise, then a few Journey songs, and i ALWAYS end with ke$ha; because by that time i cant see stright because i cant breathe. Also Ke$ha is sing talk, so i dont really have to do anything. (haha, lol Ke-$-ha! if you watch gay-lord WhatTheBuck, you'd understand!)
But i am SO angry that i only lost 280 calories! That will not due! So now i am on my computer, and worrying. Can you worry off calories?
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
sorry for not blogging sooner; ive been taking a small break from technology. (Which was HORRIBLE, thanks for asking). So i was just on my daily work-out regimine. and i almost died.
You see; every day i excersize and if i dont, i get angry. and for every 60 seconds im angry i lose a minute of happyness
and i cannot let that happen.
So i workout. I always walk 2.5 miles EVERYDAY andi always make sure i burn of my lunch.
But today; i walked 3.57 miles (says my eliptical. i ran out of eye-liner and i REFUSE to leave my house without makeup on.), and i only burned 280 calories.
WHAT
THE
FUDGE!
I NEED to burn more!
I also excerize because i use it to train my vocals. Everytime i jog/run/do anything that involves movement. i sing. its a GREAT way to build stamana.
I alway start off with the hard songs, like my Strizane and Phantom, then i move to wicked and Man of LaMancha, then i go into pop culture like Leona Luise, then a few Journey songs, and i ALWAYS end with ke$ha; because by that time i cant see stright because i cant breathe. Also Ke$ha is sing talk, so i dont really have to do anything. (haha, lol Ke-$-ha! if you watch gay-lord WhatTheBuck, you'd understand!)
But i am SO angry that i only lost 280 calories! That will not due! So now i am on my computer, and worrying. Can you worry off calories?
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Sorry for my melt-down
ok. I went alittle crazy in my last blog. I just couldnt think stright; i was having a fight with my friend, and my parents were pressuring me to 'get good grades', and it was late and i didnt have my cofee machine.
so i went alittle crazy. but all is well now.
i know what to do; because when im not crazy, i dont second guess myself.
i belive in myself.
now if you"ll excuss me; im going to fix my cofee machine.
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
so i went alittle crazy. but all is well now.
i know what to do; because when im not crazy, i dont second guess myself.
i belive in myself.
now if you"ll excuss me; im going to fix my cofee machine.
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
IM HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN ABOUT THE SPANISH FUDGING ARMADA
holly
crap.
I think i'm gonig to die. Today in class we were practicing for our paper writing by discussing. i was so pumped to go home and write and be awsome.
and now im home; staring at a blank page.
im doomed.
i dont know what to write; i mean i do....but its not like what we did in class. i mean; i have an oppinion on it; and i can back it up...but yet i cant. i dont know im so confussed; i started it off as talking about how im intruged and yet discussed with the character Bradley from Sam Shepards "Buried Child"; and i was going to back it up with all of the things that discsuted/caught my attention. But its not like what we did in class.
so then i was gonig to do the discussion that we did in class; but then i thoguht ms.aladren would smack the living shit out of me and attack like the fudging spanish armada. because it wasnt original. so went back to the original idea and now im losttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. i wanna do my original idea; but i dont know if it would classify as an "oppinion" like we practiced in class. i really wanna talk about how i personally felt violted when i finally undertstood the reasoning behind Bradly shoving his hand up shelly's mouth; but i can only go on about that for a page and a half. so i thoguht of talking about bradly as a whole; but then i didnt think it was good...god. why am i second guessing myself?!?! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
rage.
need help; i just wanna know if it would classify as an "oppinion". a topic for my paper. HELP
Wish me luck world (and this time i REALLLLY need it)
Hayley Michelle
crap.
I think i'm gonig to die. Today in class we were practicing for our paper writing by discussing. i was so pumped to go home and write and be awsome.
and now im home; staring at a blank page.
im doomed.
i dont know what to write; i mean i do....but its not like what we did in class. i mean; i have an oppinion on it; and i can back it up...but yet i cant. i dont know im so confussed; i started it off as talking about how im intruged and yet discussed with the character Bradley from Sam Shepards "Buried Child"; and i was going to back it up with all of the things that discsuted/caught my attention. But its not like what we did in class.
so then i was gonig to do the discussion that we did in class; but then i thoguht ms.aladren would smack the living shit out of me and attack like the fudging spanish armada. because it wasnt original. so went back to the original idea and now im losttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. i wanna do my original idea; but i dont know if it would classify as an "oppinion" like we practiced in class. i really wanna talk about how i personally felt violted when i finally undertstood the reasoning behind Bradly shoving his hand up shelly's mouth; but i can only go on about that for a page and a half. so i thoguht of talking about bradly as a whole; but then i didnt think it was good...god. why am i second guessing myself?!?! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
rage.
need help; i just wanna know if it would classify as an "oppinion". a topic for my paper. HELP
Wish me luck world (and this time i REALLLLY need it)
Hayley Michelle
Monday, November 15, 2010
Your trying to kill me
PG=100
Dear Ms.Aladren,
I seriously have come to the conclusion that you are trying to kill me. You weren't here (heard that the babies were sick. i hope they feel better!), so we were sent of to dance.
I cant dance.
I dance like i had my feet on backwards. Like an akward duck.
But a cute akward duck
We were doing period piece's in the 1500's. They kept saying that if you did the dance bad back then, you were taunted and hated. And they looked at me the whole time. i was like the sore green thumb. (green, because i was to busy saving earth to lern how to fudging dance!).
It was my serious Epic- Fail moment. Also, Adjenea told me that the 5 page essay was due on thursday. im like
WHHAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!
(ya)
it was so fast! and i dont know what to do.
Do you want a busness like, boring essay? or shouldi write my essay as if it was one of my blogs? i dont know what to do; and i could seriously use some advise becasue i dont want you to fail me becasue of the sucky-ness of my buisness like essay, and i dont want you to not think i'm nto taking it serously if i do it like one of my blogs? i mean, not LIKE one of my blogs, because it is still an essay...but here in my blog i speak my mind. I dont format like everyelse. i find essay's to be boring and you have to read..like..30 of them every marking period. it must suck monkey fudge ballz. I wanna stand out; but for all the right reasons. i hate it when essay's are like:
"i think so- and so did this beacsue ...and, that is why i chose this play..."
its boaring. but i dont know what you want. I want to be me; but not epically fail. So alittle advise would be awsome right now.
Wish me luck (i'll need it BIGTIME)
Hayley Michelle
Dear Ms.Aladren,
I seriously have come to the conclusion that you are trying to kill me. You weren't here (heard that the babies were sick. i hope they feel better!), so we were sent of to dance.
I cant dance.
I dance like i had my feet on backwards. Like an akward duck.
But a cute akward duck
We were doing period piece's in the 1500's. They kept saying that if you did the dance bad back then, you were taunted and hated. And they looked at me the whole time. i was like the sore green thumb. (green, because i was to busy saving earth to lern how to fudging dance!).
It was my serious Epic- Fail moment. Also, Adjenea told me that the 5 page essay was due on thursday. im like
WHHAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!
(ya)
it was so fast! and i dont know what to do.
Do you want a busness like, boring essay? or shouldi write my essay as if it was one of my blogs? i dont know what to do; and i could seriously use some advise becasue i dont want you to fail me becasue of the sucky-ness of my buisness like essay, and i dont want you to not think i'm nto taking it serously if i do it like one of my blogs? i mean, not LIKE one of my blogs, because it is still an essay...but here in my blog i speak my mind. I dont format like everyelse. i find essay's to be boring and you have to read..like..30 of them every marking period. it must suck monkey fudge ballz. I wanna stand out; but for all the right reasons. i hate it when essay's are like:
"i think so- and so did this beacsue ...and, that is why i chose this play..."
its boaring. but i dont know what you want. I want to be me; but not epically fail. So alittle advise would be awsome right now.
Wish me luck (i'll need it BIGTIME)
Hayley Michelle
Sunday, November 14, 2010
The Crucible, worst day atr the mall and the worlds worst holiday
PG=101 (because i dont come in your house and eat your cookies)
I saw the crucible today; it was awsome! Casey and Alley were amazing. But sad to say; they werent the ones that wowed me.
MY MUSIC TEACHER (aka John Proctor) ROCKED MY SOCKS! i never knew he could act! he was awsomez! And lol; he cant go fishing. its a long story but his wife, (mrs.Langdon) was my elementry theater teacher and i remeber once that she was hystrical crying over the phone becasue he was on a fishing trip and she thoguht he was having a heartattack (actually he just had heart-burn beacsue he ate the scary clown food. aka McDonalds). It was scary; but now looking back it was hysterical...you know, in a sadistic kinda way. lol; i also ran into my old theater teacher, Ms. Elson.
If it wasn't for her i would never be were i am today. she'd stay after school everyday to help me with my monolugue (which i forgot half of, so i made it up)for auditioning for the school. I love her, she's awsome.
I also went to the mall, and i ran into PJ. my ex-boyfriend. normally it would be nothing, but PJ was with ...her.
You see; PJ was the cutie in my gym class in 8th grade .He was your typical Jock; you know...captian of the basketball team , and he was pitcher for the school's baseball team. He was so hot. Plus his dad was in the army; and he told me all about his dad's war stories. i found them SO interesting. He was perefect...until he broke up with me for a 210 lbs. she-male.
WHAT
THE
FUDGE
Senyaha Merkiadtra. (Sen-a-ha Mer-ka-tra)( indian chick). She was captain of the wrestling team. the BOYS wrestling team. ok? Plus she had one eye brow! I'm not one to be mean; ok? i dont judge by apearences, its shallow. But COME ON! i'm WAY better than her! i mean, sure i summersalt into the rycling-bin ONCE and all of a sudden i become un-dateable and tossed aside for a CAVEWOMAN! but; anyways i saw him at them mall. I also saw santa. (lol, isnt that alittle early santa? had alittle too much egnog?)
that dude (santa) is messed up.
Christmas is the worst holiday ever; right next to Columbus day, and Free hug day. everyone knows that there is no such thing as a free hug.
So anyways, your all probably thinkng "Hayley, what the hell? Christmas is awsome! You get presents, and awsome songs about the holiday and scrooge. plus egnog, you cant knock egnog Hayley! you just cant!" .
well here's what I have to say about that;
1. egnog is milk. there's no fudging diffrence; get over it.
2. Scrooge is only good the first 10 times. it gets old, you know?
3. Santa's a creeper. How come he see's you when your sleeping and he knows when your awake?!?! STALKER! he's even at your malls!
4. Santa wears a red jumpsuit. enoguh said
5. He breaks into your house and eats your cookies. WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER EATS OTHER PEOPLE'S COOKIES! (the cookie monster is an exception).
6. Rudolph has rabies and a cold (why else would his nose glow like that?)
7. (wow this is a long list)
8. The island of misfit toys. they must be pretty pissed to be there. i mean, chuckie? HELLO! (scary, scary, scary, scary)
9. Clay animation movies.
10. Cullen McCuclen. (insert "Home Alone" face here)
11. (seriously, this is a loooong list)
12. (somebody better be reading this or i will personally give you coal)
13. bad jokes. "What's they difrence between Santa and Tiger Woods?" "santa stops at 3 ho's" (wow, that rally WAS bad...c what i mean?)
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
(OH! i almost for got the most important one...)
14. im a jew
I saw the crucible today; it was awsome! Casey and Alley were amazing. But sad to say; they werent the ones that wowed me.
MY MUSIC TEACHER (aka John Proctor) ROCKED MY SOCKS! i never knew he could act! he was awsomez! And lol; he cant go fishing. its a long story but his wife, (mrs.Langdon) was my elementry theater teacher and i remeber once that she was hystrical crying over the phone becasue he was on a fishing trip and she thoguht he was having a heartattack (actually he just had heart-burn beacsue he ate the scary clown food. aka McDonalds). It was scary; but now looking back it was hysterical...you know, in a sadistic kinda way. lol; i also ran into my old theater teacher, Ms. Elson.
If it wasn't for her i would never be were i am today. she'd stay after school everyday to help me with my monolugue (which i forgot half of, so i made it up)for auditioning for the school. I love her, she's awsome.
I also went to the mall, and i ran into PJ. my ex-boyfriend. normally it would be nothing, but PJ was with ...her.
You see; PJ was the cutie in my gym class in 8th grade .He was your typical Jock; you know...captian of the basketball team , and he was pitcher for the school's baseball team. He was so hot. Plus his dad was in the army; and he told me all about his dad's war stories. i found them SO interesting. He was perefect...until he broke up with me for a 210 lbs. she-male.
WHAT
THE
FUDGE
Senyaha Merkiadtra. (Sen-a-ha Mer-ka-tra)( indian chick). She was captain of the wrestling team. the BOYS wrestling team. ok? Plus she had one eye brow! I'm not one to be mean; ok? i dont judge by apearences, its shallow. But COME ON! i'm WAY better than her! i mean, sure i summersalt into the rycling-bin ONCE and all of a sudden i become un-dateable and tossed aside for a CAVEWOMAN! but; anyways i saw him at them mall. I also saw santa. (lol, isnt that alittle early santa? had alittle too much egnog?)
that dude (santa) is messed up.
Christmas is the worst holiday ever; right next to Columbus day, and Free hug day. everyone knows that there is no such thing as a free hug.
So anyways, your all probably thinkng "Hayley, what the hell? Christmas is awsome! You get presents, and awsome songs about the holiday and scrooge. plus egnog, you cant knock egnog Hayley! you just cant!" .
well here's what I have to say about that;
1. egnog is milk. there's no fudging diffrence; get over it.
2. Scrooge is only good the first 10 times. it gets old, you know?
3. Santa's a creeper. How come he see's you when your sleeping and he knows when your awake?!?! STALKER! he's even at your malls!
4. Santa wears a red jumpsuit. enoguh said
5. He breaks into your house and eats your cookies. WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER EATS OTHER PEOPLE'S COOKIES! (the cookie monster is an exception).
6. Rudolph has rabies and a cold (why else would his nose glow like that?)
7. (wow this is a long list)
8. The island of misfit toys. they must be pretty pissed to be there. i mean, chuckie? HELLO! (scary, scary, scary, scary)
9. Clay animation movies.
10. Cullen McCuclen. (insert "Home Alone" face here)
11. (seriously, this is a loooong list)
12. (somebody better be reading this or i will personally give you coal)
13. bad jokes. "What's they difrence between Santa and Tiger Woods?" "santa stops at 3 ho's" (wow, that rally WAS bad...c what i mean?)
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
(OH! i almost for got the most important one...)
14. im a jew
God, Grilled Cheesus and My B-day; NOVEMBER 26th...REMEMBER IT
PG=105 ( beracsue of Chessus)
I cut off my hair.
no, seriously. I cut it not in length; but i now have bangs. (lol, i look like lea Michelle. identical!) y? God told me so.
I had a dream last night that god(Freddie Murcury) came down and told me that the only way i was going to be sucsess ful in life was to have bangs.
1. bangs are SO in right now
2. it brings attention my face (not my chest. lately people have been thinking my eyes are down there).
3. I'd look more like Lea Michelle and just be plain awsome
so i woke up; and called Jimmy (my stylist. he's in my top 5 favorties on my phone. He's speed dial #4. i love him; and i'm his biggest costumer. i have enoguh beauty products to open up my own Ulta and 2 hair solons). So that mourning i got my hair cut off.
i
look
AMAZAING! (ill post a picture later)
And just in time for my birthday!
=(
i hate my birthday; everyone forgets about it. it sucks to be born on a haloiday, expesscially Thnxgiving. Every year i'm pushed aside by Football and Turkey. They never have food that i like, and my cousins come over for a big thnxgiving dinner. I hate my cousins. they suck monkey poo. I only like my NY cousins, micheal/eric, and my cousin Joque in France. (im related to a hot gay guy in france!). I havnt met my cousin that are in Madagascar, but i bet they dont suck like my other other cousins. i have alot of cousins; and their phyco paths.
But this year i plan on NONE of that happening. y? im going to skip out on my family dinner and go clubbing; beacsue i can. I wanna party on my birthday, and nobody is going to stop me.
So i keep reminding my friends that my Birthday is coming up (lol, mini countdown 12 MORE DAYS) because they always forget. I wish i could change my birthday; is that possible? anyways; my friend Olivia sleptover last night and because she's going away with her dad next week she is decided to give me my present now.
I GOT A WAFFLE MAKER.
i hate waffles; but you dont understand. THIS waffle maker, specifaclly makes jesus faces on food.
SO I MADE A GRILLED CHESSUS. and now i cant stop smiling. on they day before we leave for thnxgiving break i'm gonig to make each and every last one of my theater-mates a grilled chessus.
Wish me luck world ( and grilled chessus's)
Hayley Michelle
I cut off my hair.
no, seriously. I cut it not in length; but i now have bangs. (lol, i look like lea Michelle. identical!) y? God told me so.
I had a dream last night that god(Freddie Murcury) came down and told me that the only way i was going to be sucsess ful in life was to have bangs.
1. bangs are SO in right now
2. it brings attention my face (not my chest. lately people have been thinking my eyes are down there).
3. I'd look more like Lea Michelle and just be plain awsome
so i woke up; and called Jimmy (my stylist. he's in my top 5 favorties on my phone. He's speed dial #4. i love him; and i'm his biggest costumer. i have enoguh beauty products to open up my own Ulta and 2 hair solons). So that mourning i got my hair cut off.
i
look
AMAZAING! (ill post a picture later)
And just in time for my birthday!
=(
i hate my birthday; everyone forgets about it. it sucks to be born on a haloiday, expesscially Thnxgiving. Every year i'm pushed aside by Football and Turkey. They never have food that i like, and my cousins come over for a big thnxgiving dinner. I hate my cousins. they suck monkey poo. I only like my NY cousins, micheal/eric, and my cousin Joque in France. (im related to a hot gay guy in france!). I havnt met my cousin that are in Madagascar, but i bet they dont suck like my other other cousins. i have alot of cousins; and their phyco paths.
But this year i plan on NONE of that happening. y? im going to skip out on my family dinner and go clubbing; beacsue i can. I wanna party on my birthday, and nobody is going to stop me.
So i keep reminding my friends that my Birthday is coming up (lol, mini countdown 12 MORE DAYS) because they always forget. I wish i could change my birthday; is that possible? anyways; my friend Olivia sleptover last night and because she's going away with her dad next week she is decided to give me my present now.
I GOT A WAFFLE MAKER.
i hate waffles; but you dont understand. THIS waffle maker, specifaclly makes jesus faces on food.
SO I MADE A GRILLED CHESSUS. and now i cant stop smiling. on they day before we leave for thnxgiving break i'm gonig to make each and every last one of my theater-mates a grilled chessus.
Wish me luck world ( and grilled chessus's)
Hayley Michelle
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Senior ShowCase, Friends, Life, and other girly emotional crap
YOU ALL BETTER BE READING THIS BECAUSE IM GOING 2 BE EMOTIONAL AND OTHER THINGS AND ITS 4 ALL OF YOU! APRICATE IT PLEASE!
ok. Now with that said, Senior Showcase was
AMAZING!
I'm just so said that its all over; and the seniors will be going off to other places; i'll miss you all (Seniors). Brian just posted that he was except to Johnson & Whales (awsome collage btw), so congrats. I'm sure everyone else got into amazing schools, i just only know Brians because i'm stalking his fb page. lol, jk...but ya i'm stalking u all! hahahaah...lol, just got my fb. But ya. Gabe and glenn, you were amazing! i loved working with everyone; becasue it wasnt as bad as everyone made it out to be. I dont understand y everyone HATES tech week; i find it...interesting. i mean, dont get me wrong i'd bulldozer you all over in a second to preform instead of sit backstage as a techie; but i didnt mind it. I had fun.
I finally relized that the other freshmen dont hate me; they just dislike me. lol, no..they confronted me about it and i think we're cool. i just have to be less of me. I'm out there; and i dont understand why that's bad...but some-how in this situation it is. I just have to be less loud and annoying. trying! But most of all i have to stop worrying about it; i cant focuss on y they dont like me as much, i have to focuss on myself. i know it sounds selfish; but its not.
Fiona told me that Gabe and i are similar; that he started off like an ayyoing bitch (aka, me) and Gabe's totally awsome now. So, i'll get there; just not there yet. ...gosh, i'm like bawling as i'm writing this...
*sniff*sniff*
Everyone was awsome; the film that Alley, Casey and Fiona did was AMAZING! i love it. Chelsey; i know you weren't there but everyone wished you were. I'm going to see your show, and i will definatly take your advice;
P.S.
i counted how many times you said "like" ... it was more then 10. (lol, forgot actually #). And all that i was thinking about was the fact that you were talknig like Shawn Louis (with ur pauses). lol, ya. but i missed you.
The show case was amazing; and everyone in it was amazing. I think it was a total sucess.
OTHER FRESHIE'S! hello! You were all amzing; i'm so glad that your all in my class, because when we do our showcase it's going to rock.
MS.ALADREN! your babies are adorable and your husband is hot. He reminds me of Gilles marini (hot model that was on DWTS) (like here: http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gilles-marini-pops-his-collar.jpg )
there i said it.
Also i am making it my mission to find Boys that sing, becasue you said we could have a musical if that could happen. IM HOLDING YOU AGAINST YOUR WORD! lol, caberet. the german caberet. All i want to do is chair dance to "Mein Herr". i know the original choreography to that song. And i used to try and learn "Money". but ya. Lol, i doubt that IF we do and musical we'll do German Caberet, but still; its one of my favorites. That and Man Of LaMancha. i sing "Aldonza" like NOBODY'S business. Lol, getting ahead of myself. So far i know that
-Gabe sings (duh)
- Glenn doesnt suck
- Miguel has done musicals before
- I'm going to give Brian singing lessons(by force) (we were talking about it on fb and he said he sucks, so time 4 me 2 help!)
- There are 2 other guys in shop who's names i cant rember that said they sing alittle.
- Manny (my gym guy that flirts with me and thinks my eyes are on my chest. he can sing but refuses to jion theater)
- Some guy roles can be played by girls.
so that's my research. Ya. cross my fingers; STILL ON MY MISSION!
I jsut relized that besides Ms. Aladren and my cat, nobody reads my blog. doesnt that SUCK. lol, i mean, i dont read anyone else's blog becasue i dont know the URL, but i want to. my blog URL is
http://hayleymichellesurvivinghighschool.blogspot.com/
CLICK ON IT OR DIE. wats yours? (if you have a blog) i would love to read someone's blog, beacuse i have no life! I;m sending this to everyone's email, so you have no excuse to not read! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
ha
ok. now i'm just bord. So, hi everyone!
holy crap i just relized that i left out Mike in my Senior Pep-talk; SORRY MIKE! UR AWSOME AND LOOK CUTE IN A TUX!
ok; now im done.
I think i broke up with dave on the last senior showcase preformnace. i was just really pissed at him. I kept bothering him to come to the showcase beacuse it ment alot; i got him a compt. tixect and he PROMSIED he'd come. and then he ditched for Pizza.
Wat
The
Fudge
So i told hinm that i need some time to "think us through", beacause he knew how much this showcase ment to me and he wasnt there. it hurt alot. i mean, relationships are abou tcaring and being there for eachother; he wasnt there for me. so i'm confussed. but htas life. advice?
With love and rainbows (and crows over a weatfield, becasue it doesn thasve to be so gad damn literal all the time...does it!?!?!)
Hayley Michelle
ok. Now with that said, Senior Showcase was
AMAZING!
I'm just so said that its all over; and the seniors will be going off to other places; i'll miss you all (Seniors). Brian just posted that he was except to Johnson & Whales (awsome collage btw), so congrats. I'm sure everyone else got into amazing schools, i just only know Brians because i'm stalking his fb page. lol, jk...but ya i'm stalking u all! hahahaah...lol, just got my fb. But ya. Gabe and glenn, you were amazing! i loved working with everyone; becasue it wasnt as bad as everyone made it out to be. I dont understand y everyone HATES tech week; i find it...interesting. i mean, dont get me wrong i'd bulldozer you all over in a second to preform instead of sit backstage as a techie; but i didnt mind it. I had fun.
I finally relized that the other freshmen dont hate me; they just dislike me. lol, no..they confronted me about it and i think we're cool. i just have to be less of me. I'm out there; and i dont understand why that's bad...but some-how in this situation it is. I just have to be less loud and annoying. trying! But most of all i have to stop worrying about it; i cant focuss on y they dont like me as much, i have to focuss on myself. i know it sounds selfish; but its not.
Fiona told me that Gabe and i are similar; that he started off like an ayyoing bitch (aka, me) and Gabe's totally awsome now. So, i'll get there; just not there yet. ...gosh, i'm like bawling as i'm writing this...
*sniff*sniff*
Everyone was awsome; the film that Alley, Casey and Fiona did was AMAZING! i love it. Chelsey; i know you weren't there but everyone wished you were. I'm going to see your show, and i will definatly take your advice;
P.S.
i counted how many times you said "like" ... it was more then 10. (lol, forgot actually #). And all that i was thinking about was the fact that you were talknig like Shawn Louis (with ur pauses). lol, ya. but i missed you.
The show case was amazing; and everyone in it was amazing. I think it was a total sucess.
OTHER FRESHIE'S! hello! You were all amzing; i'm so glad that your all in my class, because when we do our showcase it's going to rock.
MS.ALADREN! your babies are adorable and your husband is hot. He reminds me of Gilles marini (hot model that was on DWTS) (like here: http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gilles-marini-pops-his-collar.jpg )
there i said it.
Also i am making it my mission to find Boys that sing, becasue you said we could have a musical if that could happen. IM HOLDING YOU AGAINST YOUR WORD! lol, caberet. the german caberet. All i want to do is chair dance to "Mein Herr". i know the original choreography to that song. And i used to try and learn "Money". but ya. Lol, i doubt that IF we do and musical we'll do German Caberet, but still; its one of my favorites. That and Man Of LaMancha. i sing "Aldonza" like NOBODY'S business. Lol, getting ahead of myself. So far i know that
-Gabe sings (duh)
- Glenn doesnt suck
- Miguel has done musicals before
- I'm going to give Brian singing lessons(by force) (we were talking about it on fb and he said he sucks, so time 4 me 2 help!)
- There are 2 other guys in shop who's names i cant rember that said they sing alittle.
- Manny (my gym guy that flirts with me and thinks my eyes are on my chest. he can sing but refuses to jion theater)
- Some guy roles can be played by girls.
so that's my research. Ya. cross my fingers; STILL ON MY MISSION!
I jsut relized that besides Ms. Aladren and my cat, nobody reads my blog. doesnt that SUCK. lol, i mean, i dont read anyone else's blog becasue i dont know the URL, but i want to. my blog URL is
http://hayleymichellesurvivinghighschool.blogspot.com/
CLICK ON IT OR DIE. wats yours? (if you have a blog) i would love to read someone's blog, beacuse i have no life! I;m sending this to everyone's email, so you have no excuse to not read! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
ha
ok. now i'm just bord. So, hi everyone!
holy crap i just relized that i left out Mike in my Senior Pep-talk; SORRY MIKE! UR AWSOME AND LOOK CUTE IN A TUX!
ok; now im done.
I think i broke up with dave on the last senior showcase preformnace. i was just really pissed at him. I kept bothering him to come to the showcase beacuse it ment alot; i got him a compt. tixect and he PROMSIED he'd come. and then he ditched for Pizza.
Wat
The
Fudge
So i told hinm that i need some time to "think us through", beacause he knew how much this showcase ment to me and he wasnt there. it hurt alot. i mean, relationships are abou tcaring and being there for eachother; he wasnt there for me. so i'm confussed. but htas life. advice?
With love and rainbows (and crows over a weatfield, becasue it doesn thasve to be so gad damn literal all the time...does it!?!?!)
Hayley Michelle
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
SUCSESS! FAILURE! IM A MOMMY! AND I AM RADY 2 BE A SENIOR! (showcase). I WANNA BE YOUR JESUS!
PG=100
SUCSESS!
Dave asked me 2 be his girlfirned, FINALLY!
FAILURE!
i now have to go to a com-a-con (manga) with dave. He thinks i know all about it;
BUT I DONT! so going to ask my friends 4 help!
IM A MOMMY!
yes. so i was on DA art 2day when i got home from being the best-techie-EVER. and my friend on-line asked if i wanted to carry his baby, n i was all like "Fudge ya!"/ so we went on this website called
http://www.babydow.com/
and we made a baby! it took..idk, 4 minutes? His name is Bruno Alejandro Fernando Reborto Inigo Montya the III. He was born in South Uganda (africa), and ways .02 giga-bites on my computer. He's black with blue eyes. lol, my baby is black.
AND GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
lol, so proudof him. i've always wanted a gay son; (lol, like kurt. idk about you but that was the BEST.GLEE. EVER! ) (well...next to all the times Johnathan Greoff started in).
IM READY TO BE A SENIOR (showcase)
I had this great idea while soking my foot in soapy water (lol, Ms. Aladren it doesnt hurt; it feels soooooooooo good. lol, 4 those who dont know i hurt my foot n it bleed. i got piant in the wound so i had to rub soap on it which is supposed to hurt. SPA NIGHT!). Anywho getting back to my awsome idea.... For my senior showcase (or any showcase that i can do with my own creativity), I wanna write a book/play on my freeshmen year.
I'm think of calling it:
"What exactly NOT to do when your in highschool" or "Surviving Highschool; Or at least trying".
The piont is; everyone tells me that they love my blogs. They think i should do stand up with it/. well, i am. By the end of my freeshmen year; i will have TONS of material. The book/play will be this blog. word.by. word. (well, not really it just sounds cool to say that). My personal diary to an actual girl in highschool. Let's face it; highschool is an intelectual waste land. its where they throw un-mattured kids with Gorrillas, and a few Prostitutes and a Rue Paul or two; and they have a mixer.
People need a guidebook. They need something to look too, so they can make it out alive.
I wanna be ur jesus.
even though im a jew. (lol, so was jesus!) i wanna be the jesus of highschool; i wanna light the tourch for those yet to come. and here it is.
all in my blog. by the power invested in me; i will write on.
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
SUCSESS!
Dave asked me 2 be his girlfirned, FINALLY!
FAILURE!
i now have to go to a com-a-con (manga) with dave. He thinks i know all about it;
BUT I DONT! so going to ask my friends 4 help!
IM A MOMMY!
yes. so i was on DA art 2day when i got home from being the best-techie-EVER. and my friend on-line asked if i wanted to carry his baby, n i was all like "Fudge ya!"/ so we went on this website called
http://www.babydow.com/
and we made a baby! it took..idk, 4 minutes? His name is Bruno Alejandro Fernando Reborto Inigo Montya the III. He was born in South Uganda (africa), and ways .02 giga-bites on my computer. He's black with blue eyes. lol, my baby is black.
AND GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
lol, so proudof him. i've always wanted a gay son; (lol, like kurt. idk about you but that was the BEST.GLEE. EVER! ) (well...next to all the times Johnathan Greoff started in).
IM READY TO BE A SENIOR (showcase)
I had this great idea while soking my foot in soapy water (lol, Ms. Aladren it doesnt hurt; it feels soooooooooo good. lol, 4 those who dont know i hurt my foot n it bleed. i got piant in the wound so i had to rub soap on it which is supposed to hurt. SPA NIGHT!). Anywho getting back to my awsome idea.... For my senior showcase (or any showcase that i can do with my own creativity), I wanna write a book/play on my freeshmen year.
I'm think of calling it:
"What exactly NOT to do when your in highschool" or "Surviving Highschool; Or at least trying".
The piont is; everyone tells me that they love my blogs. They think i should do stand up with it/. well, i am. By the end of my freeshmen year; i will have TONS of material. The book/play will be this blog. word.by. word. (well, not really it just sounds cool to say that). My personal diary to an actual girl in highschool. Let's face it; highschool is an intelectual waste land. its where they throw un-mattured kids with Gorrillas, and a few Prostitutes and a Rue Paul or two; and they have a mixer.
People need a guidebook. They need something to look too, so they can make it out alive.
I wanna be ur jesus.
even though im a jew. (lol, so was jesus!) i wanna be the jesus of highschool; i wanna light the tourch for those yet to come. and here it is.
all in my blog. by the power invested in me; i will write on.
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
Monday, November 8, 2010
DOOMED; ima robot; bo-beep-beep-vbo
PG=100
Im doomed for so many reasons.
1. I have to deal with another phco stalker. Why am i so damn awsome?
2. At this rate i need botox; 6 people this week asked me if i was a teacher or Pregerz. WTF! Do ireally look that old? and secondly; you NEVER ask someone if their preggerz (wich gladly i will NEVER be)
3. Ms. Aladren's grading. its got meh down; im scared sick! I love acting it's my passion (bersides pickles, boys, fashion, music, and animals) but lets face it; i suck monkey ballz. i was just watching my old recordings of monolgues i did in the past; and their crap. like; totally crap. (crap is not a curse word). I still am going onward with my acting; (duh, tahts y i came to this school; TO GET BETTER) but worried at being at the bottom. we are judged on teching 4 senior show case (easy), a 5 page esay (can do it in muh sleep), and 5 minutes of reality.
DAMN
thats whats got me scared stiff. y cant we ever do things that im GOOD at? i dont wanna sound like a little childish, whiney, bitch though...(lol, wich im doing right now). i mean we all have to do things taht we dont like but COME ON! y cant we ever do an excerize where we jsut are angry at someone for no reason? or a scene were we have to suddly break down n cry? no. never. (well not so far, anywayz. lol, i sound bitchY!)Those r things im good at. You see; i bottle up my emotions and then take them out at random strangers; so i can cry/ be angry at the drop of a hat. But im never relaxing or doing the things i fell appropriate for the 5 minutes of relaity.
i dont live in reality; if i did then i wouldnt be acting. 5 minutes in the mourning is supposed to be based off of ur raw moment; when no one's around, and your relaxed.
I dont relax. If i relax my shoulders role foward and my posture is off balance. Im basically a robot. I like being the perfect little girl; with perfect posture, and poise and grace (in which i greatly lack). When im at home; NORMAL PEOPLE relax and let their gut hang out. me? i practice to make sure that never happens. when im home i practice, and practice, and practice and practice. and when i really am doing what i do at home; it comes of showy and preformance like.
but im not.
so that's got me scared stiff. i could pretend to be normal; but it wouldnt be reality. confussed on what to do. AG! but i will find a way to be at the top of that list
I PROMISE YOU
Wish me luck world (boy , will i need it)
Hayley Michelle
Im doomed for so many reasons.
1. I have to deal with another phco stalker. Why am i so damn awsome?
2. At this rate i need botox; 6 people this week asked me if i was a teacher or Pregerz. WTF! Do ireally look that old? and secondly; you NEVER ask someone if their preggerz (wich gladly i will NEVER be)
3. Ms. Aladren's grading. its got meh down; im scared sick! I love acting it's my passion (bersides pickles, boys, fashion, music, and animals) but lets face it; i suck monkey ballz. i was just watching my old recordings of monolgues i did in the past; and their crap. like; totally crap. (crap is not a curse word). I still am going onward with my acting; (duh, tahts y i came to this school; TO GET BETTER) but worried at being at the bottom. we are judged on teching 4 senior show case (easy), a 5 page esay (can do it in muh sleep), and 5 minutes of reality.
DAMN
thats whats got me scared stiff. y cant we ever do things that im GOOD at? i dont wanna sound like a little childish, whiney, bitch though...(lol, wich im doing right now). i mean we all have to do things taht we dont like but COME ON! y cant we ever do an excerize where we jsut are angry at someone for no reason? or a scene were we have to suddly break down n cry? no. never. (well not so far, anywayz. lol, i sound bitchY!)Those r things im good at. You see; i bottle up my emotions and then take them out at random strangers; so i can cry/ be angry at the drop of a hat. But im never relaxing or doing the things i fell appropriate for the 5 minutes of relaity.
i dont live in reality; if i did then i wouldnt be acting. 5 minutes in the mourning is supposed to be based off of ur raw moment; when no one's around, and your relaxed.
I dont relax. If i relax my shoulders role foward and my posture is off balance. Im basically a robot. I like being the perfect little girl; with perfect posture, and poise and grace (in which i greatly lack). When im at home; NORMAL PEOPLE relax and let their gut hang out. me? i practice to make sure that never happens. when im home i practice, and practice, and practice and practice. and when i really am doing what i do at home; it comes of showy and preformance like.
but im not.
so that's got me scared stiff. i could pretend to be normal; but it wouldnt be reality. confussed on what to do. AG! but i will find a way to be at the top of that list
I PROMISE YOU
Wish me luck world (boy , will i need it)
Hayley Michelle
Friday, November 5, 2010
Act I of my life and the worst re-views
PG=100
FINISHED THE 1st ACT OF MY PLAY (I, The Forgotten) AND SUPER EXCITED!
Also Dave still hasnt asked me to be his gf ; but we have pre-ordered tix to go see Harry Potter (the midnight opening show) and im laying down the law. Plus...i still have one trick up my sleave left and
IT
WILL
WORK
OR
GOD
SAVE
THE
QUEEN
I ran into my ex-boyfriend last night. Ya, me and my friends went to go see Easy A on our weekly G.N.O (with the except of Martin and Kevin) , and i ran into Danny. As you should know; danny and i dont get along well; its like leaving teh fox (aka me) in charge of the chicken (aka danny lima-loser face)coop. It ruined my night; becasue i was just tellnig everyone how amazing Dave was and then here comes danny; and tells everyone that he isnt real.
He had good reason's to belive so. you see; the last time we dated, he was always flirting with other girls; so i made up someone to get him jelous.
(ps, it worked wonders for our relationship; but we broke up and the next week i told him the truth and then he spread this nasty rumor that i was a bike; because everyone rides on me.) (total lie; im like a nun).
so i had to drag them all to Barnes & Nobels to go and met Dave beacause they didnt belive he was real.
i'm thinking about getting a job at Barnes & Nobels, so Dave and i can see eachother more often. i barley get to see him; we just txt alot. (but then again i dont wanna be clingy; cuz it sucks. so i probably wont; but looking for work in the mall definatly). So Dave was there and i had to prove to everyone that he was real.
I was SO emmbarressed. I seriously think god hates me; either that or the man who scripted my life is a terrible writer.
its official; my life was created by monkies. because my life sucks. But none the less; Dave came with us to go see easy a, and Danny eat his own words.
>=)
wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
FINISHED THE 1st ACT OF MY PLAY (I, The Forgotten) AND SUPER EXCITED!
Also Dave still hasnt asked me to be his gf ; but we have pre-ordered tix to go see Harry Potter (the midnight opening show) and im laying down the law. Plus...i still have one trick up my sleave left and
IT
WILL
WORK
OR
GOD
SAVE
THE
QUEEN
I ran into my ex-boyfriend last night. Ya, me and my friends went to go see Easy A on our weekly G.N.O (with the except of Martin and Kevin) , and i ran into Danny. As you should know; danny and i dont get along well; its like leaving teh fox (aka me) in charge of the chicken (aka danny lima-loser face)coop. It ruined my night; becasue i was just tellnig everyone how amazing Dave was and then here comes danny; and tells everyone that he isnt real.
He had good reason's to belive so. you see; the last time we dated, he was always flirting with other girls; so i made up someone to get him jelous.
(ps, it worked wonders for our relationship; but we broke up and the next week i told him the truth and then he spread this nasty rumor that i was a bike; because everyone rides on me.) (total lie; im like a nun).
so i had to drag them all to Barnes & Nobels to go and met Dave beacause they didnt belive he was real.
i'm thinking about getting a job at Barnes & Nobels, so Dave and i can see eachother more often. i barley get to see him; we just txt alot. (but then again i dont wanna be clingy; cuz it sucks. so i probably wont; but looking for work in the mall definatly). So Dave was there and i had to prove to everyone that he was real.
I was SO emmbarressed. I seriously think god hates me; either that or the man who scripted my life is a terrible writer.
its official; my life was created by monkies. because my life sucks. But none the less; Dave came with us to go see easy a, and Danny eat his own words.
>=)
wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Inspiration!
PG=100
You never know where inspiration will come from. it could be in the middle of the night; in the shower; or in the middle of gym class.
Inspiration can come from anywhere or anything. Sometimes inspiration comes from nothing; it just apears in your life.
Inspiration.
What does that word even mean? Who knows; im too damn lazy to look it up. But this whole week has been an inspiration to me. I am know half way done with a play that i am entering in the Young Play wrighters contest. The play is called "I, The Forgotten" (a Hayley Michelle Original). It is my very fist period pice, setting itself in teh victorian age.
But i am worried; normally i'm never worried about my writing. ITs one thing i'm good at.
Out of all 6 writing contests i've ever entered, I've won all of them, including a speech that was read at the ground-breaking ceremony of the MLK memorial in .D.C. by President Gorge W. Bush himself.
But i'm worried. My peice is alittle...out there. I mean, nothing like Avenue Q or the jaw-dropping original Caberet (no, not the broadway one, the off-off-off-off -OFF broadway version. my personal favorite).
Its about a girl with down-sydrome.
I know; its random. But i was influnced by
Whoppie Goldberg.
I know; whoppie. I was watching her in her stand-up CD, and she had this skit about a girl with down-syndrome. It was her talking about how she became engaged. I was amazed; for if not knowing whoppie, i would seriously think her as with Down Syndrome.
Whoppie is amazing; she can do alot with her body, which surprised me. She can create masks and costumes with her body. She, to me; is an idealist actress.
there was a part in teh skit where the girl with Down-syndrome talks about dreams. SHe talked about how she dreamed that she was normal, and how she could be like everyone else; normal. Striving for perfection; and that when the dream was over, she would still be herself.
but happy.
It touched me. very few things touch me (ew, not that way you pervs), unless your Moulin Rouge or the titannic. (ok, i cried once when i watch you've got mail; but that was diffrent...my facial mask got in my eye). But the way she did it; it was like watching a catipillar transform into a butterfly.
Truley beuatiful.
Poetic, almost.
sorry; peotic exactly.
She was; not thinking about who teh character was. She was this girl; and it touched me.
Hearing this girl's story.
And that is my inspiration.
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
You never know where inspiration will come from. it could be in the middle of the night; in the shower; or in the middle of gym class.
Inspiration can come from anywhere or anything. Sometimes inspiration comes from nothing; it just apears in your life.
Inspiration.
What does that word even mean? Who knows; im too damn lazy to look it up. But this whole week has been an inspiration to me. I am know half way done with a play that i am entering in the Young Play wrighters contest. The play is called "I, The Forgotten" (a Hayley Michelle Original). It is my very fist period pice, setting itself in teh victorian age.
But i am worried; normally i'm never worried about my writing. ITs one thing i'm good at.
Out of all 6 writing contests i've ever entered, I've won all of them, including a speech that was read at the ground-breaking ceremony of the MLK memorial in .D.C. by President Gorge W. Bush himself.
But i'm worried. My peice is alittle...out there. I mean, nothing like Avenue Q or the jaw-dropping original Caberet (no, not the broadway one, the off-off-off-off -OFF broadway version. my personal favorite).
Its about a girl with down-sydrome.
I know; its random. But i was influnced by
Whoppie Goldberg.
I know; whoppie. I was watching her in her stand-up CD, and she had this skit about a girl with down-syndrome. It was her talking about how she became engaged. I was amazed; for if not knowing whoppie, i would seriously think her as with Down Syndrome.
Whoppie is amazing; she can do alot with her body, which surprised me. She can create masks and costumes with her body. She, to me; is an idealist actress.
there was a part in teh skit where the girl with Down-syndrome talks about dreams. SHe talked about how she dreamed that she was normal, and how she could be like everyone else; normal. Striving for perfection; and that when the dream was over, she would still be herself.
but happy.
It touched me. very few things touch me (ew, not that way you pervs), unless your Moulin Rouge or the titannic. (ok, i cried once when i watch you've got mail; but that was diffrent...my facial mask got in my eye). But the way she did it; it was like watching a catipillar transform into a butterfly.
Truley beuatiful.
Poetic, almost.
sorry; peotic exactly.
She was; not thinking about who teh character was. She was this girl; and it touched me.
Hearing this girl's story.
And that is my inspiration.
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
Monday, November 1, 2010
HALLOWEEN
PG= 100
ok, so as in my previous blog; my halloween weekend was a faliure.
well, ok. the time i spent with Dave at the Rocky was a faliure.
But besides me still being single; i had SO much fun. I was Janet in a convention i went to ( i helped act it out) ; i got covered in rice; i attacked an old guy with toast, and i donated my candy to the children's hospital.
So not EVERYTHING was a faliure.
I also got in a time warp battle; i lost, but lol, had so much fun.
It was a contest to see who can do the time warp the best. A guy dressed like Eddie won; he was good.
*!snaps for Eddie!*
But i had LOADS of fun. I've been to alot of Rocky's; but hands down
THIS WEEKEND WAS THE MOST INNAPROPRIATE ROCKY EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I would tell you; but its to dirtty. every 5 seconds there was cursing, and jokes abouty sex. Lol, everytime someone said
"Brad Majors" we had to scream "ASSHOLE", and Everytime someone said
"Janet Wiess" we had to scream "SLUT", and everytime we saw the Criminologist (aka, the narrorator), we scremed
"WERE THE FUDGE IS YOUR NECK!" and "WIPE THAT ASS OF YOUR CHIN!".
I had so much fun; and time warped till i dropped dead. Lol, STILL have rice in my hair.
"KICK THE TIRE!"
anywho, how was YOUR halloween?
Wish me luck,
Hayley Michelle
ok, so as in my previous blog; my halloween weekend was a faliure.
well, ok. the time i spent with Dave at the Rocky was a faliure.
But besides me still being single; i had SO much fun. I was Janet in a convention i went to ( i helped act it out) ; i got covered in rice; i attacked an old guy with toast, and i donated my candy to the children's hospital.
So not EVERYTHING was a faliure.
I also got in a time warp battle; i lost, but lol, had so much fun.
It was a contest to see who can do the time warp the best. A guy dressed like Eddie won; he was good.
*!snaps for Eddie!*
But i had LOADS of fun. I've been to alot of Rocky's; but hands down
THIS WEEKEND WAS THE MOST INNAPROPRIATE ROCKY EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I would tell you; but its to dirtty. every 5 seconds there was cursing, and jokes abouty sex. Lol, everytime someone said
"Brad Majors" we had to scream "ASSHOLE", and Everytime someone said
"Janet Wiess" we had to scream "SLUT", and everytime we saw the Criminologist (aka, the narrorator), we scremed
"WERE THE FUDGE IS YOUR NECK!" and "WIPE THAT ASS OF YOUR CHIN!".
I had so much fun; and time warped till i dropped dead. Lol, STILL have rice in my hair.
"KICK THE TIRE!"
anywho, how was YOUR halloween?
Wish me luck,
Hayley Michelle
FAILURE
PG=100
that's it.
i give up.
i cant STAND it anymore.
What did i do wrong?
was it something i said?
was it something i did?
WHY !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
ugg.
So i was determined to make Dave my boyfriend;
and epically failed.
I tried everything; pulled all the stops, dropped every hint i could.
nothing.
absolutly nothing!
AGGG!
i even did the 'tattoo' bit, i did 'lipstickblot' bit, i did every trick in the book and nothing!
WHY IS HE SO...So...STUPID WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS!
He's perfect in every way; he's so intellegent compaired to teh other dead-beats i've liked. I mean; we could talk about Pechart. and discuss the views in Machiavelli's "The Prince" (one of my favorites), and recite Shakespeare; but he doesnt understand that i wanna be his girlfriend.
Maybe he doesnt like me. Maybe this is all in my head; maybe i'm wrong. Maybe he hates me. but then why would he do all that stuff with me?
Dave and i have been going on dates and stuff for the past month; and he's amzing. He' s the perfect boyfriend; and i NEVER try this hard to get a guy.
Maybe its me. Maybe i'm trying to hard. Maybe i'm pushing him away becasue i want him to much. i mean;
i've tried everything.
I was myself; that didnt work.
I was the smart girl; that didnt work.
I was the stupid blonde; that didnt work.
I was the sporty girl (surprisingly, yes. believe it or not; i can pull it off) But not even THAT worked.
I was the eco-friendly girl; THAT DIDNT WORK.
I was that sexy freak; THAT DIDNT WORK!
WHAT DOES HE WANT!
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
I just give up; next time i see, im just gonna ask him out. im sick of playing games. Its not the middle ages anymore...a girl can ask a guy out....right?
ugg
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
that's it.
i give up.
i cant STAND it anymore.
What did i do wrong?
was it something i said?
was it something i did?
WHY !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
ugg.
So i was determined to make Dave my boyfriend;
and epically failed.
I tried everything; pulled all the stops, dropped every hint i could.
nothing.
absolutly nothing!
AGGG!
i even did the 'tattoo' bit, i did 'lipstickblot' bit, i did every trick in the book and nothing!
WHY IS HE SO...So...STUPID WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS!
He's perfect in every way; he's so intellegent compaired to teh other dead-beats i've liked. I mean; we could talk about Pechart. and discuss the views in Machiavelli's "The Prince" (one of my favorites), and recite Shakespeare; but he doesnt understand that i wanna be his girlfriend.
Maybe he doesnt like me. Maybe this is all in my head; maybe i'm wrong. Maybe he hates me. but then why would he do all that stuff with me?
Dave and i have been going on dates and stuff for the past month; and he's amzing. He' s the perfect boyfriend; and i NEVER try this hard to get a guy.
Maybe its me. Maybe i'm trying to hard. Maybe i'm pushing him away becasue i want him to much. i mean;
i've tried everything.
I was myself; that didnt work.
I was the smart girl; that didnt work.
I was the stupid blonde; that didnt work.
I was the sporty girl (surprisingly, yes. believe it or not; i can pull it off) But not even THAT worked.
I was the eco-friendly girl; THAT DIDNT WORK.
I was that sexy freak; THAT DIDNT WORK!
WHAT DOES HE WANT!
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
I just give up; next time i see, im just gonna ask him out. im sick of playing games. Its not the middle ages anymore...a girl can ask a guy out....right?
ugg
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
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