ok, so in my previous blog i was upset about not being "jew" enoguh, but nowi am SUPER JEW! i wrote my Channuka Song, and here it is (the "/" are breather marks..so ya). ENJOY!
Eight crazy nights/ holiday of lights/ can’t find words to rhyme with Chanukah but that’s alright/ eight crazy nights/ moving at the speed of light/ partying like jersey shore/ but let’s skip the scripted fight
We might not get off for our holidays/ but that’s ok/ our parties are better anyway/ we might not got flying riendeer. Or Christmas rock/ but who cares when you got the 3 stooges and spock/ we don’t got a fat do in a red tracksuit/ but that’s ok/ don’t want him eating our cookies anyway/
Eight crazy nights/ holiday of lights/ can’t find words to rhyme with Chanukah but that’s alright/ eight crazy nights/ partying all night/ like kasha but no auto tune/ its sing but not quite
We might not get a really big Christmas tree/ but Jesus was Jewish originally/ you get lady gaga and the dude that’s sings deck the halls/ if you don’t like the Jews well you can suck my motza balls/
You might get tom cruise/ but most famous people are rooting for the Jews/ like Adam Lambert/ Adam Sandler/ plus Ben stiller and William chandler/Barbra Streisand/ and Calvin Klein/ we don’t have Lindsey lohan/ That’s fine/ we don’t even want her on our side!
Eight crazy nights/ holiday of lights/ can’t find words to rhyme with Chanukah but that’s alright/ eight crazy nights/ moving at the speed of light/ partying with the Jews/ come over to the awesome side!
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