PG=101 (because i dont come in your house and eat your cookies)
I saw the crucible today; it was awsome! Casey and Alley were amazing. But sad to say; they werent the ones that wowed me.
MY MUSIC TEACHER (aka John Proctor) ROCKED MY SOCKS! i never knew he could act! he was awsomez! And lol; he cant go fishing. its a long story but his wife, (mrs.Langdon) was my elementry theater teacher and i remeber once that she was hystrical crying over the phone becasue he was on a fishing trip and she thoguht he was having a heartattack (actually he just had heart-burn beacsue he ate the scary clown food. aka McDonalds). It was scary; but now looking back it was hysterical...you know, in a sadistic kinda way. lol; i also ran into my old theater teacher, Ms. Elson.
If it wasn't for her i would never be were i am today. she'd stay after school everyday to help me with my monolugue (which i forgot half of, so i made it up)for auditioning for the school. I love her, she's awsome.
I also went to the mall, and i ran into PJ. my ex-boyfriend. normally it would be nothing, but PJ was with ...her.
You see; PJ was the cutie in my gym class in 8th grade .He was your typical Jock; you know...captian of the basketball team , and he was pitcher for the school's baseball team. He was so hot. Plus his dad was in the army; and he told me all about his dad's war stories. i found them SO interesting. He was perefect...until he broke up with me for a 210 lbs. she-male.
WHAT
THE
FUDGE
Senyaha Merkiadtra. (Sen-a-ha Mer-ka-tra)( indian chick). She was captain of the wrestling team. the BOYS wrestling team. ok? Plus she had one eye brow! I'm not one to be mean; ok? i dont judge by apearences, its shallow. But COME ON! i'm WAY better than her! i mean, sure i summersalt into the rycling-bin ONCE and all of a sudden i become un-dateable and tossed aside for a CAVEWOMAN! but; anyways i saw him at them mall. I also saw santa. (lol, isnt that alittle early santa? had alittle too much egnog?)
that dude (santa) is messed up.
Christmas is the worst holiday ever; right next to Columbus day, and Free hug day. everyone knows that there is no such thing as a free hug.
So anyways, your all probably thinkng "Hayley, what the hell? Christmas is awsome! You get presents, and awsome songs about the holiday and scrooge. plus egnog, you cant knock egnog Hayley! you just cant!" .
well here's what I have to say about that;
1. egnog is milk. there's no fudging diffrence; get over it.
2. Scrooge is only good the first 10 times. it gets old, you know?
3. Santa's a creeper. How come he see's you when your sleeping and he knows when your awake?!?! STALKER! he's even at your malls!
4. Santa wears a red jumpsuit. enoguh said
5. He breaks into your house and eats your cookies. WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER EATS OTHER PEOPLE'S COOKIES! (the cookie monster is an exception).
6. Rudolph has rabies and a cold (why else would his nose glow like that?)
7. (wow this is a long list)
8. The island of misfit toys. they must be pretty pissed to be there. i mean, chuckie? HELLO! (scary, scary, scary, scary)
9. Clay animation movies.
10. Cullen McCuclen. (insert "Home Alone" face here)
11. (seriously, this is a loooong list)
12. (somebody better be reading this or i will personally give you coal)
13. bad jokes. "What's they difrence between Santa and Tiger Woods?" "santa stops at 3 ho's" (wow, that rally WAS bad...c what i mean?)
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle
(OH! i almost for got the most important one...)
14. im a jew
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