ALLY IS A KLEPTO!!!!! HAPPY BELATED MOTHERS DAY! MY DINOSAUR HAS LAZERBEEM EYEBALL!!

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Weird day, Adjenea isn’t here....

Neither Ms. Aladren. I mean, she left for something and we got to do a weird excursize with the seniors. (Still fun though XP).(Directed by Casey: acted by Alley and me).

I was a happy-go-lucky person enjoying the hot day outside from helping animals while Ally was a person that was melting like ice cream. SHE STOLE MY WATERBOTTLE!!!!

KLEPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hahahaa, kkz. so getting back on track.
had an AWSOME mother’s day. (Happy belated Mothers day, everyone btw).

OMG< the FUNNIEST thing happened on Mothers day!


So my little cousins came over (the cute ones that i don’t hate...yet. Micheal,7, and Eric, 5,).

They always come over and destroy my room so i took them outside to play on the canons with me.
We played "fantasy epic battle galactica dino land extreme". (L.A.R.P.) (live action role play).

So before we went in to have brunch, we decided that our dinosaur’s were going to have an EPIC BATTLE TO THE DEATH.

So, we were sitting down (we had our own table. To the adults: the kids table./ To us: the round table of destruction and unicorns. ) (i added the last part. <3).

So Micheal is eating his bagel, all cute like...and then he says, all fancy....
"So...what did you make your dinosaur out of"...

i almost ROFLED out of my seat!(THE FALLOWING IS A TRUE STORY. WORD. BY. WORD). (WARNING: THE FALLOWING CONVERRSATION MAY BE DISTURBINGLY FUNNY FOR SOME VIEWERS> PARENTAL DESGRESSION DENIED).

Then i said
"My dinosaur has bones of plutonium and can shoot lazerbeems from his eyes".
then he goes
"Oh, thats nice. mine can do that too. He has 2 lazerbeem eyes on each of his four heads".
Then i go
'aww, that’s so cute. Mine has three hands full of wolverine claws...tipped with a spiders deadly poison".
Then he goes
"Really, now? ...well mine shoots cobra venom from his tail."
then i go
"Well mine has an invisible force feild around it, and took karate lessons for the past..oh, billion years and is immune to cobra poison!" then there was a silent pause.
"oh" says he.
then i go
"I'
m sorry, would you like a band-aid for that burn cuz you just got served!"
then he goes
"ha ha ha, laugh it up, baby, but my dinosaur is a Jedi and has teeth of steel that bites through invisible force fields."

This went on for about and hour.....


And we had lots of fun. I got to be harry pooter, Dark lord Hayleycus, Duke of Remington-ton. and i also got to be a flesh eating, lazerbeem shooting, tornado speed, immune to cobra venom dinosaur!!!!


BEST
MOTHERS
DAY
EVERRRRR.

<3


Hayley Michelle