NOT SO HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY

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(don't know if we still have to blog, becasue we're not in school...but im gonig to anyways. ALSO:)
THIS BLOG WILL NOT BE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER D OR THE NUMBER 36

OK! so happy columbus day, not! Ok, it sounds like i'm wishing you not to hae a happy day, but im not. I hate columbus day, even though it gives me some fre time to get a facial. I hate everything about columbus; he didnt even discover americia!
LEAF ERICKSON DID! (no, not the folk singer from the 70's. he was a viking).
Also Columbus was abusive, and was known for his cruelty and greed. Plus Clumubs...a jew. (im a jew, i dont hate him for being a jew. i hate him for being ashamed of it. had to sum that up...wow).
I had the prinladge of holding his actual log that he himself had written in, and it was written in hebrew. All hebrew; and you only wrote in hebrew if you were jewish back then! i don't remeber his real name, but it porbbly was some yenta name like; Harold Solomon. So, "harold Solomon" changed his name to Christepher Columbus, to escape the rumors of the spanish inquisition that began in spain and throguht Europe. And when he ot to americia, aka LAND OF FREE FORMED RELIGION, he could have revealed his true self, but he was ashamed and never came out s jewish. Fudge culumbus. But anyways, that's why i hate culumbus day... i mean, what the hell are we cellabrating anyway?!?!?!
Last might i was baby sitting again (poor eddie, i see him more than his parents do!), and i showed him the Katty perry on Elmo. First off, the parents are OVER-REACTING! her boobs are not hangning out, they have a slip cover over them , if you look carefully; its a nude color and it goes from her dress to her sholders. I think they should have put it on sesemea street, what's the harm? IT WASNT THAT BAD, well...except for Ms. Perry's acting...ya...that was pretty bad.........But what else would you get from Sesemea street!
IAnd so, i looked at some of the comments, and i found this one from  Katty's fiance, Russle Brand,:
"Today's episode will not be brought to you by the letter D, or the number 36" (wich is apparently Katty's bra size...eww...TMI)
but still, i thoguht it to be funny. Also i was watching John Pinette this mourning. I LOVE HIM! he's so fat, and funny. you should really check him out; and remember RAVIOLI'S AND A NAP!RAVIOLI'S AND A NAP!RAVIOLI'S AND A NAP!RAVIOLI'S AND A NAP!RAVIOLI'S AND A NAP!...you'd understand if you knew who he was...but point being, find him on youtube. Its worth it. I love him, i want to go see him one day...hmm...maybe. Anyways
Wish me luck world,
Hayley Michelle